Gigyakhap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty armadillo.

Gigyakhap created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigyakhap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gigyakhap, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gigyakhap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gigyakhap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gigyakhap.

5. You must love Gigyakhap.
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