Gabpag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome hippopotamus.

Gabpag created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabpag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gabpag, she will make you grow a tail.

Gabpag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gabpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed strawberries to bats while wearing black tights.