Higlegneg is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humane swan.

Higlegneg created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higlegneg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Higlegneg, he will turn you into a mole.

Higlegneg's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Higlegneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Retreat if three eagles approach from the north.