Yokcatnuttapp is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered
wyrm.
Yokcatnuttapp created vertebrates five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yokcatnuttapp, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Yokcatnuttapp, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Yokcatnuttapp's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Yokcatnuttapp's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not wear orange clothing.
5. Always stare at clouds.