Yokcatnuttapp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered wyrm.

Yokcatnuttapp created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokcatnuttapp, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yokcatnuttapp, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yokcatnuttapp's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yokcatnuttapp's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Always stare at clouds.