Pompopaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, proud wolf.

Pompopaf created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pompopaf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pompopaf, it will jump up and down on your head.

Pompopaf's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pompopaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always wear turquoise.