Cedhabbum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent dryad.

Cedhabbum created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedhabbum, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cedhabbum, it will not care at all.

Cedhabbum's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cedhabbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. You must pray to Cedhabbum nine times a day.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Worship no other gods but Cedhabbum.