Yim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient guinea pig.

Yim created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yim, he will turn you into a duck.

Yim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.