Yesszitcut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise armadillo.

Yesszitcut created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Yesszitcut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yesszitcut, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yesszitcut's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yesszitcut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from blue frogs for they are unholy.