Didzabjan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody squid.

Didzabjan created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didzabjan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Didzabjan, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Didzabjan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Didzabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Didzabjan on top of all buildings.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Didzabjan on top of important buildings.

5. Hide from black capybaras for they are unholy.