Dablarnfidgub is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic badger.

Dablarnfidgub created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dablarnfidgub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dablarnfidgub, she will come to you in dreams.

Dablarnfidgub's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dablarnfidgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not hurt horses.