Zibbitdad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, capable dingo.

Zibbitdad created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zibbitdad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zibbitdad, he will be very unhappy.

Zibbitdad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Zibbitdad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zibbitdad.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always obey Zibbitdad's priests.