Wiglegfon Janbassrut is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, smart snake.

Wiglegfon Janbassrut created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Wiglegfon Janbassrut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wiglegfon Janbassrut, she will destroy your favourite star.

Wiglegfon Janbassrut's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wiglegfon Janbassrut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wiglegfon Janbassrut.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Never mention pigs.