Ratpogyartquagbog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful seal.

Ratpogyartquagbog created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ratpogyartquagbog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ratpogyartquagbog, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ratpogyartquagbog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ratpogyartquagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Worship no other gods but Ratpogyartquagbog.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Ratpogyartquagbog loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear shoes.