Stigzagciss is a god.

It takes the form of a small, thoughtless mongoose.

Stigzagciss created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigzagciss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stigzagciss, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stigzagciss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Stigzagciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.