Hanartlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, capable owl.

Hanartlarn created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hanartlarn, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hanartlarn, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hanartlarn's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hanartlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.