Fundin is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, selfish lobster.

Fundin created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fundin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fundin, she will turn you into a slug.

Fundin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fundin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away if eight eagles approach from the north.

5. Never hurt shrews.