Banladdibjin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able monkey.

Banladdibjin created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banladdibjin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Banladdibjin, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Banladdibjin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Banladdibjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Erect five silicon sculptures of Banladdibjin on top of important buildings.