Huntannarl is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-assured owl.

Huntannarl created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huntannarl, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Huntannarl, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Huntannarl's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Huntannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.