Jatcissyart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful warg.

Jatcissyart created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatcissyart, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jatcissyart, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jatcissyart's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Jatcissyart's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jatcissyart four times a day.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about moons.