Bifsadbass is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, egotistical sheep.

Bifsadbass created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifsadbass, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bifsadbass, it will ignore you.

Bifsadbass' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bifsadbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Worship no other gods but Bifsadbass.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not take Bifsadbass' name in vain.