Tofbinnig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane weasel.

Tofbinnig created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofbinnig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tofbinnig, she will manifest in front of you.

Tofbinnig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Tofbinnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not covet oxen.