Hugmigdam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthinking alligator.

Hugmigdam created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hugmigdam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hugmigdam, he will turn you into a dog.

Hugmigdam's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hugmigdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Hide if nine porpoises approach from the west.