Cepflowkadbumlak is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, able capybara.

Cepflowkadbumlak created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cepflowkadbumlak, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepflowkadbumlak, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cepflowkadbumlak's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cepflowkadbumlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Cepflowkadbumlak loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.