Fomlamsag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciless wyrm.

Fomlamsag created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fomlamsag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fomlamsag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fomlamsag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fomlamsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.