Komrenbon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind naga.

Komrenbon created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komrenbon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Komrenbon, he will be very sad.

Komrenbon's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Komrenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Komrenbon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never sing near birds.

3. Run away if five tortoises approach from the east.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.