Boghottap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, astonishing lobster.

Boghottap created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Boghottap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Boghottap, it will turn you into a snail.

Boghottap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Boghottap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.