Quaggedqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing zebra.

Quaggedqueeg created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Quaggedqueeg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quaggedqueeg, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quaggedqueeg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quaggedqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Quaggedqueeg on top of all buildings.

2. Quaggedqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

5. Never paint your hands magenta.