Badfunstip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring yak.

Badfunstip created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badfunstip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Badfunstip, it will be mildly annoyed.

Badfunstip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Badfunstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Badfunstip.