Lid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, wise chicken.

Lid created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair white.