Binfebtensas is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, self-assured goat.

Binfebtensas created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Binfebtensas, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Binfebtensas, she will be very unhappy.

Binfebtensas' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Binfebtensas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.