Arnhasyam Lidpan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sage walrus.

Arnhasyam Lidpan created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnhasyam Lidpan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arnhasyam Lidpan, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Arnhasyam Lidpan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Arnhasyam Lidpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the west.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.