Tomsashan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful jaguar.

Tomsashan created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tomsashan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tomsashan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tomsashan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tomsashan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight frogs approach from the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never paint your chest indigo.

5. Do not hurt cats.