Zannuttyar is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful swallow.

Zannuttyar created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zannuttyar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zannuttyar, he will turn you into a rock.

Zannuttyar's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zannuttyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not speak about figs.