Tenortvencit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, loving ant.

Tenortvencit created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenortvencit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tenortvencit, he will turn you into a worm.

Tenortvencit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tenortvencit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Tenortvencit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.