Wegbepsaf is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful
raven.
Wegbepsaf created snails seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wegbepsaf, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Wegbepsaf, she will be very unhappy.
Wegbepsaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Wegbepsaf's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always look after injured geese.
3. Put Wegbepsaf first in all things.
4. Never think ill of sick shrews.
5. Always help sick seals.