Hindubcap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, blissful elephant.

Hindubcap created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hindubcap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hindubcap, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hindubcap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hindubcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help sick hamsters.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Never hurt doves.