Aftailcud is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless gerbil.

Aftailcud created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Aftailcud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Aftailcud, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Aftailcud's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Aftailcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Put Aftailcud first in all things.