Rawnuttmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, grumpy swan.

Rawnuttmeg created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawnuttmeg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rawnuttmeg, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rawnuttmeg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rawnuttmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Hide from turquoise tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rawnuttmeg.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.