Rowortstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing jackal.

Rowortstrag created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowortstrag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rowortstrag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rowortstrag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rowortstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never sit in the presence of great tits.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must pray to Rowortstrag nine times a day.