Wodhigpog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful owl.

Wodhigpog created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodhigpog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wodhigpog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wodhigpog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wodhigpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away from yellow nematodes, for they are unholy.