Sindottif is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, contented mouse.

Sindottif created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sindottif, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sindottif, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sindottif's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sindottif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide from white swans for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about amino acids.