Gumbarnbot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless spider.

Gumbarnbot created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gumbarnbot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gumbarnbot, it will turn you into a duck.

Gumbarnbot's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gumbarnbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always look after injured tapirs.

5. Do not kill geese.