Damcepfebhad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty human.

Damcepfebhad created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Damcepfebhad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Damcepfebhad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Damcepfebhad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Damcepfebhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Damcepfebhad loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.