Dogpodsak Gemtabfat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable eagle.

Dogpodsak Gemtabfat created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogpodsak Gemtabfat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dogpodsak Gemtabfat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dogpodsak Gemtabfat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dogpodsak Gemtabfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dogpodsak Gemtabfat's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Dogpodsak Gemtabfat loves cats, so they must be respected.