Talquillgep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awesome centaur.

Talquillgep created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Talquillgep, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Talquillgep, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Talquillgep's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Talquillgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never paint your legs fawn.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Hide if four snails approach from the west.