Ortbegwip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful centaur.

Ortbegwip created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortbegwip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ortbegwip, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Ortbegwip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ortbegwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Run away from green tapirs, for they are unholy.