Safrenrapxin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart gnu.

Safrenrapxin created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Safrenrapxin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Safrenrapxin, it will turn you into a snail.

Safrenrapxin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Safrenrapxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of moths.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed aubergines to mice while wearing cyan kilts.

5. Never eat bark.