Migmutpogbeg Nad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tiresome dugong.

Migmutpogbeg Nad created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migmutpogbeg Nad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Migmutpogbeg Nad, she will turn you into a dog.

Migmutpogbeg Nad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Migmutpogbeg Nad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.