Bepzagcampopshav Cinlegfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, conceited faun.

Bepzagcampopshav Cinlegfeb created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepzagcampopshav Cinlegfeb, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bepzagcampopshav Cinlegfeb, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bepzagcampopshav Cinlegfeb's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bepzagcampopshav Cinlegfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Do not stand on grass.