Ruttmifratbonkdosscadmip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy squirrel.

Ruttmifratbonkdosscadmip created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttmifratbonkdosscadmip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ruttmifratbonkdosscadmip, she will send you a sign.

Ruttmifratbonkdosscadmip's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Ruttmifratbonkdosscadmip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Ruttmifratbonkdosscadmip loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Never think about gravity.